Why me?
Today's "Crazy Customer of the Day" goes to you, crazy lady w/ the steel gray hair on her way to Bible Study.
Congratulations! Thank you for reminding me that "would you like anything else" really means, "Why yes, please tell me all about how Obama is destroying the world with his new Socialized Healthcare, how global warming doesn't actually exist, and how the center of the Earth is only 2,000 degrees."
Also, thank you for recommending me two readings on Republican issues so I can better inform myself of how our country should be run, and filling me in on details of "the Rapture".
I am truly in your debt.
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