This might be one of the best spam emails I've ever received. I'm not sure whether this letter is supposed to be a cry for help or something of flirtatious nature. Either way, she's a lesbian, and my charm is OBVIOUSLY reaching across cultural barriers.
Dearest One.
Thanks for the opportunity to be your friend,I know this mail will come to you as a surprise since we have not meet or had a previous correspondence, please bear with me. I will really like to have a good relationship with you. I have a special reason why I decided to contact you.
I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here ,I am Ms Fati Mbogo Edwards 25 years old girl from Liberia the only daughter of Late Dr ,Mbogo Edwards the deputy minister of national security under the leadership of president Charles Taylor who is now in exile after many innocent soul were killed ,My father was killed by government of Charles Taylor ,he accuse my father of coup attempt.
I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment I, am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father.
Meanwhile I wanted to escape to the Europe but she hide away my international passport and other valuable travelling documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my father’s File which contains important documents. I decided to run to the refegee camp where I am presently seeking asylum under the United Nations High Commission for the Refegee here in ougadugou,Republic of Burkinafaso.I wish to contact you personally for a long term business relationship and investment assistance in your Country.
My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of US$6,500, 000.00 in Bank with my name as the next of kin. However, I shall forward you with the necessay documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer and investment of the fund in your country,As you will help me in an invsetment, and i will like to complete my studies, as i was in my fist year in the university, when the crisis started.
It is my intention to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my investment capital. This is the reason why I decided to contact you. Please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes.
As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. iam staying at the female hostel.
Awaiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to your self please i beg you not to disclose it till i come over , once the fund has been transfered,
Yours Fati
Amazing.
All I kept thinking when I read this was, "Haha; her name's 'Fatty'". But, in all honesty, you should be flattered that out of all the people on earth, you have struck her as the most heroic and trustworthy. Hopefully she's hot!
ReplyDeleteI do love spam mail like you're supposed to be like "OOHH LET ME HELP YOU" lol yeah right. It was like when I was in Florence, some pregnant lady kept going up to people saying that she needed medical money or something then a few hours later, my sister and I saw her buying WINE! Thank goodness I didn't give her any money.
ReplyDeleteBTW I've given you an award. http://shewhowillbetamed.blogspot.com/2011/10/random-thoughts.h