Val: Why? You don't like the parents.
Susie: But it's family.
Val: There is a 50% chance that you will not like the child.
Susie: Well, I told my mother the reason I want to meet the baby is to make sure that it doesn't look like Alien.
Val: Oh My God.
Susie: Is that bad?
Val: You hate her.
Susie: I don't hate her. I don't particularly like her, but I don't hate her.
Val: Yes you do! You deleted her on Facebook!
Susie: No I didn't, you did!
Val: Oh, right, I did. Oops.